All I want for Christmas is…
…is for you go to out and vote for Obama.
I won’t ask for presents.
I won’t ask for candy.
I won’t even sniffle at coal in my stocking.
I just want a shiny new President with Action-Packed Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Policies and a Super Duper Healthcare Plan.
I want the Diplomatic Vice President Attachment, and the Special Broad Worldview X-Ray Vision.
I want the Instant Wise Words Button and the Amazing Infallible Nonsense-O-Meter.
I want the Civil Rights Awareness Special Edition with the Hope for America Light-Up Feature.
I promise that, if you give me Obama for President, I will never ask for anything else, because my faith in America, in our future, and in our people, will be restored.
*Batteries included – ready for instant change!